Secret Santa

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My secret santa on reddit gave me very little information in his profile, so I have no idea what to get him. I thought this song might help.

I did get him some awesome presents fyi, this wasn't really all I sent him.


If you wanna do a secret santa, the effort required isn't all that much.
All you gotta do is say a little about you, like hobbies and interests and such.
If you don't give me any information, how am supposed to say,
"This year I got you the perfect gift, I know you'll never throw it away"?

You might be a racist,
So I better not send you a book about equality.
You might be the undead,
So I'd better not mail you a copy of World War Z.
Maybe you like sports teams.
I could buy you tickets, but you just might say that is pathetic.
I could send you cupcakes, candy and all kinds of sweets,
but I don't know, you could be diabetic.

Gift optimization
Without any of your information
Is not possible.

I hope you like this song, I mean you no disrespect.
But from me it's (the song) is all you will get.
Next year I'd be willing to bet
You fill out the user profile with more care.
Fill it out!


from Backyard Dog, released February 14, 2012



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Erich P Portland, Maine

Erich writes music that he likes to listen to. He is probably his own biggest fan. He should apply himself.

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